We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice lots of whole days in Merch Office for whatever it is that we need to do to keep the supporters culture moving forward. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are, but we did anyway. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain. And an athlete. And a basket case. A princess. And a criminal.

Does that answer your question?  

Signed - The Merch Team